Negro Versus Nerd

Category: Miscellaneous

Random nonsense, memes and other things

  • Asides: Fun Times

    Hailed as one of the greatest video game systems in history, but growing up I never had one.

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    Before you start to feel bad for me, I had game systems, from a Sega Master System, the original NES, the Sega Genesis with the Sega CD, the original Playstation, the Sega Dreamcast and a Playstation 2. But the one I’ve never had was the Super Nintendo. Until recently and thanks to the Macintosh emulator SNES9x, the joypad iOS app and a handy USB SNES controller from Urban Outfitters, I get to relive all the Mario-esque childhood experiences I missed out on…

    snes9x

  • Ball Cap Sticker Removal

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  • Can’t Give It Away

    googlewaveinvite

    I really wish I could explain what Google Wave is, what it does, or even how to use it, but I can’t. I have a lot of invites for Google Wave and I can’t even give them away.

    This will probably be the last time I’ll bring it up, but I want to have fun trying to get rid of these invites. So here’s the deal, I’m willing to barter something for an invite but not just anything. I want some trivia, random X-Men trivia. Just leave it in the comments of this post and if its good, I’ll bounce you an invite.

  • I Just Don’t Get It

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  • Dreaming of Electric Sheep

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  • Internet Word of the Day 7

    Sickie-Deez

    – (noun). 1. Any type of fast food restaurant where all meals revolve around greasy, deep-fried or fatty entree. 2. A combination meal from any fast food restaurant like McDonald’s, Wendy’s, White Castle, Burger King, Swoop’s, Jack In The Box, Sonic and etc. 3. McDonald’s

    Examples:
    1. -“Did you know that they stop selling Supersized fries at McDonald’s?”
    – “Yeah, some fat fuck sued the company claiming he got fat off of some Sickie-Deez.”

  • Internet Word of The Day 6

    Its been a minute since I’ve done one of these and I know I’mma get heat for this… oh well fuck it, I didn’t need any friends anyway.

    Choir Fag

    -(noun) 1. A homosexual of African descent or African-American ancestry who uses a church choir, usually gospel, to showcase their inability to sing by going into a soprano range. 2. A gay black male singing within a church choir.

    Examples:
    1. -“Miss Jenkins, who is that singing in the choir in falsetto and off key?”
    -“Lord bless him… chile, he’s some choir fag with no common sense.”

    2. -“What happened with you and ya boy?”
    -“We haven’t talked since he invited me to his church”
    -“Ohh… A choir fag, huh?”
    -“Yeah, nothing makes my penis go soft faster then seeing a grown-ass man singing in falsetto.”

  • Internet Word Of The Day 5

    Hoo-Ride

    -(noun) 1. An aesthetically unpleasing vehicle usually 8 to 20 years old in terms to current vehicle production. 2. A fucked up car. 3. A hooptie. Examples: 1. The Neon has finally achieved true hoo-ride status, after dealing with a hood that won’t stay close, trim that keeps falling off, two flat tires and a large puddle from the rain; a trunk that won’t lock makes it official. 2. “Yo Cuz, I need to run to the store, let me borrow ya hoo-ride to get there and back.”

  • My Twelveth Daze

    Let me get started by saying I officially don’t care for Christmas as a hoilday.All the fuss about buying gifts and other hoo-rah is unnecessary. Shit kinda loses its magic when you turn 13. Anyway I fully support anyone whille to feel the spirit of giving, by all means pay a visit to my Amazon Wishlist, there’s a lot of things priced under $20 or Donate to my Paypal account. Help created a balance that will keep North Farson Street alive. Now on with the show…

    My Twelveth Daze
    On the first day of Chirstmas, the wife financed for me; a G5 wit lots of memory
    On the 2nd day of Christmas , my momz laid-away for me; 2 Ken Cole suits
    On the 3rd day of Christmas, the chick at the office grab-bagged to me; 3 DVDs
    On the 4th day of Christmas, the homies got me; 4 sacks for smoking
    On the 5th day of Christmas, the side piece sexed me; 5 times that night
    On the 6th day of Christmas, my boss let me have; 6 days paid vacation
    On the 7th day of Christmas, my pops bought for me; 7 Corona cases
    On the 8th day of Christmas, my bruh paid for me; 8 table dances
    On the 9th day of Christmas, I bought for me; 9 chains-all blinging
    On the 10th day of Christmas, the Hustla-Man sold me; 10 flicks of fucking
    On the 11th day of Christmas, genetics granted me; 11 inches swanging
    On the final day of Christmas, the Sandman promised me; 12 hours sleeping

  • Negrotastic

    I was just looking at the web stats for my site and I cam across the search engine keywords. And for the month of November the number one keyword or keyphrase that returned my site was Negrotastic. I don’t even remember using this ass-fuck of a made up word btu I had to google it myself and sure enough there was North Farson Street. Who in that un-right mind is looking up Negrotastic?