Random nonsense, memes and other things
If you don’t know already, I’m pretty much fucked up in the head. And in my mental downtime and in the porcess of having a “self-conversation” aka I was talking to myself something really askewed popped into my head.
I have my own opinion bout this but I kinda want to know what others thought about it.
G.P.R. Level
-(noun) 1. Ghetto-ness Per Capita Level: Acronym used in describing the level of asinine events, ridiculous sitautions or ghetto conditions within a city, town or burg. Example: 1. The District of Columbia was G.P.R. level was raised due to the name change of the city’s basketball team from the Bullets to the Wizards because of the high gun crimes. 2. Atlanta has a G.P.R. Level of 7 for the number of streets all named “Peachtree.”
I haven’t done one in a while so here’s a quick one
Intarweb
-(noun) 1. A mispronounced name for the Internet, often used by those who are not computer literate. 2. Inclusive online services that bombarded users with useless features, pop-ups and bloatware i.e. America Online. 3. An intentionally mispronouncation of the word Internet to make fun of those who do not have Internet access. 4. A ghetto-fied version of saying Internet i.e. Edumacashun and Sammich.
Example – Joe was so exicted to connect to the Internet for the first time, “Ooo-Wee! I can’t wait to get on the Intarweb!” he exclaimed.
Non-Descript
– (adj.) 1. One being nameless or faceless within a group or people. 2. The extra red shirt muh fucka on the original Star Trek that dies when they land on a planet. 3. The group of people that your man/woman hangs around with, but you’re not bothered with tryin to get to know them. Used In A Sentence: 1. “I tried to step to ol’ girl but she was around a bunch of non-descript females yacking bout something, I’ll just holla at her later.” 2. “The club was tight last night, until some non-descript niggas broke off and fucked shit up.” 3. “Girl, I was coming off the EL platform and this non-descript fool tried to step to me”
Granted its not really an Internet word, but ya know what, its my blog.
Ya-hoe!
– (noun) 1. A male or female who frequents Internet chat room, particularly Yahoo!, AOL and MSN chat rooms in search of physical gratification . 2. Derived from the words Yahoo! and hoe. Examples: 1. A man with one hand on his genitalia, his other hand on his mouse and his eyes fixated to an overly pixalated video image of which may or may not be a woman’s breasts. 2. A woman who misleads men about her appearance/age/sexual interests or says she’s going to perform certain acts and does not when confronted. 3. A man bent over naked with a cheap Logictech webcam aimed at his spreaded ass cheeks. 4. A white male posing as a female to lure black men into showing him their webcam/pictures.
– (verb) The process or act of trying to obtain a sexual hook up over the Internet by frequqnting Yahoo!, AOL or MSN chat rooms. Congugation: 1. Ya-hoing! 2. Ya-hoed!
This was something I had to clarify. Its a term I use quite often especially since I stop using Yahoo Messenger. If you think that you’re a Ya-hoe! or something you know is one, please get them help before it’s too late. And BTW, expected a third post today.
Horoscope (by Astrocenter.com)
If you wake up this morning and feel glued to the bed, then perhaps that’s where you should spend the day, dear Virgo. You have been working hard and long these past few weeks. It only makes sense that your body would rebel eventually. This is a day for rest and relaxation. The office will survive just fine without you. Call in sick, then disconnect your phone and burrow deep under the covers. You’re likely to sleep better than you have for a long time.