Last weekend my car was stolen, and I havent been too upset about, shit… I can’t be upset. If I get too stressed out, my immune system will get weak and I get sick, and with an open head wound and shit I can’t afford that.
So I’ve been real nonchalant about my car. I figured I be making payments on it for another year, even with it gone (so fucking hood-rich). Anyway, props to the Hammond Indiana police department cuz they found my shit in bout a day. It was actually around the fucking corner up on Stateline road but on the Illinois side. Since it was technically in a another state, a towing company in Illinois copped my shit and is pretty much holding my car for ransom. Like it was my fault my car was stolen and abandoned in streets. Now I go scramble for cash to get my car… Ain’t that the most jankiest shit you every heard of. Its like I found somebody’s wallet and I won’t give it back until they pay me for it… and I’m charging 1000% interest. No wonder people fucking steal.
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